As promised, the second cookie of the day. This one was made fresh today and comes straight out of the oven.
I have wanted to make the pressed cookies from the Betty Crocker book since forever. They look so pretty and amazing. But I lacked the vital tool, a cookie press. So when my mum asked if there was anything she could bring me back from the great land of Wisconsin, I knew the answer. Ma: bring me a cookie press.
And she did. Lookatit! Isn’t it fab? Doesn’t it look like something you’d get from a certain class of shop in SoHo?
So now I have the press, time to try it out. I decided to try the Lemon Cheese Pressed Cookies, they looked fairly straight forward and I’ve not done a lemon cookie yet. Here’s the recipe and the ingredients:
It’s a straight forward method. Cream together the butter and cream cheese, then stir in the sugar. Add an egg, lemon juice and zest, finally stir in the flour and baking powder. Then chill for 30 minutes.
Now, it’s time to get the cookie press out. Are you ready for the excitement? Yeah baby! Pull the plunger up, unscrew the bottom, load with cookie dough, pop in your chosen disc and screw the base back on. Simple! Yeah, except trying to spoon cookie dough into a tube without dropping it everywhere isn’t that easy. I would recommend an assistant. Or, in my case, gripping the press between my thighs (steady) and hoping not to drop the dough on my jeans.
But I got there. One loaded cookie press. Stand back folks, it’s time to start pressing.
The next bit sounds easy. Rest the cookie press on the ungreased baking sheet. Press the trigger. Lift the press. Hey presto, cookie. Let’s see how it works:
Ooooh! It worked! Pretty little flower shapes. Ok, it obviously got a bit wonky at the end there, looks like one of my petals blocked. But they look pretty darn good. At this point I’m feeling pretty happy and very excited to show off my cookies. But first we must bake them 8 minutes at 190C. Into the oven they go. And out the come 8 minutes later looking, umm, well, see for yourself:
Hmmm. Now I’m a harsh critic. But I think even the nicest, fluffiest critic would have a hard time praising these. That pretty flower has turned into, well, a circle. A very thin circle. A very thin, burnt circle. Yep, what we have here is known as a Bad Cookie. What went wrong? Who knows. But my cookies spread and they died. Poor cookies. We had such high hopes for you. That’ll teach me to have pre-cooking smugness.
Not wanting to be defeated I turned to google. Oh tell me mighty google, why did my cookies fail? Google suggests that perhaps the dough was not cold enough and recommends chilling both the dough and the baking sheet. I do this. I switch press discs to try something more substantial looking. I try again. I try this time to do double clicks to make larger cookies, google tells me this is possible. Let’s see what happened:
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Now, people who know Betty Cooky will know that she tends to lose her temper at inanimate objects quite easily and have temper tantrums that some might suggest do not befit a woman of her age. That splodge in the middle? That was Betty Cooky having a temper tantrum. It wasn’t big and it wasn’t clever. But actually it was quite amusing shooting the dough from high above the baking sheet because NOTHING ELSE WAS WORKING DAMMIT!
Ahem. So. There we have it. The first 100% proof Cookie Fail of the blog. It had to happen sometime. Any pressed cookie geniuses who can suggest where I went wrong, please let me know. I still have a lot of lemon cheese pressed cookie dough left. Tomorrow we shall see if one can make drop cookies out of it. For now, Betty Cooky needs a glass of wine.





































